mine will probably be the most mind-blowingly odd. you have been warned.

Earth is not the only human inhabited planet. many other planets are inhabited by humans who deny their existence to earth. NASA is a fraud, they are just trying to convince people that they ARE alone, and as it turns out, earth is just an inter-generational penal colony. the people on the other planets could easily destroy the Texas sized asteroid, but don't really care what happens to us, since we are just criminals. the people on the other planets are more technologically advanced, and cloak their planet, making it look empty. the rovers we send there are actually just on a set, here on earth. if anyone sees through this, they are bribed severely, and if that doesn't shut them up, they "disappear." these other people are also vampires. they send their people to earth to wreak havoc upon it in the form of Nazis, Republicans, and Osama Bin Laden.

I just denied the moon landing, accused republicans of being aliens and vampires, accused everyone on earth of being felons, and gave a paranoid explanation for why people disappear in one paragraph. BOOM!

also, the African nation of Chad is just a fenced off area containing a guy wearing a sweatervest.

@duckhead666

Does that mean Australia is a penal colony of a penal colony? Does that mean they're double-criminals?

@tacticalspoon

I guess. remember that most dont KNOW that we live in a penal colony.

@Siepher

here's the ultimate conspircay!

Siepher has a life!

God is real.

@Siepher

here's the ultimate conspircay!

Siepher has a life!

I agree. And just so Siepher doesn't have to:

@Stormrider, FU

@Wierdoo, FU

Nah, Siepher's pretty cool

cool =/= life

I think Siepher is a pretty cool guy. eh scores bullseyes and doesnt afraid of anything.

I think Siepher is a pretty cool guy. eh scores bullseyes and doesnt afraid of anything.

Yea he is ;D i'm not trying to pick on him or anything like that, if that is what people think :\

siepher makes great jokes, and is a vital part of our relitively small community

siepher makes great jokes, and is a vital part of our relitively small community

One day we shall be large! As one whole forum as the large one! One day, you shall see!

@Siepher

here's the ultimate conspircay!

Siepher has a life!

I agree. And just so Siepher doesn't have to:

@Stormrider, FU

@Wierdoo, FU

Nah, Siepher's pretty cool

cool =/= life

Yeah, my activity on the forums have been quite high when there has been activity from Zero Point Software, but I've been able to keep it down lately. :P

siepher makes great jokes, and is a vital part of our relitively small community

I'm getting all flattered now. :">

@Siepher

here's the ultimate conspircay!

Siepher has a life!

I agree. And just so Siepher doesn't have to:

@Stormrider, FU

@Wierdoo, FU

Nah, Siepher's pretty cool

cool =/= life

Yeah, my activity on the forums have been quite high when there has been activity from Zero Point Software, but I've been able to keep it down lately. :P

siepher makes great jokes, and is a vital part of our relitively small community

I'm getting all flattered now. :">

<3

but guys! what do you think of my conspiracy! now is not the time for LOVE! now is the time to scare the crap out of eachother with 1980's police state theories!

but guys! what do you think of my conspiracy! now is not the time for LOVE! now is the time to scare the crap out of eachother with 1980's police state theories!

Erm no, those are true :p

They read the book 1984 and thought "We can do this!". Sure they were few decades late but it's pretty much as it is now.

Also, do what I do; get some really bad indie internet providers. The internet goes down for three days, then is up for one.

'Need to be rid of this internet, its way to unpredictible!

With internet like that, don't buy any PC games made by Ubisoft :)