So yea! Create your ow n conspiracy theory (: doesn't matter what is, tell us your own (:

mine is:

Around the center of the earth, is a mass of sheeps who plots our doom and slavery while worshipping a robotic version of hitler. They also plan to shave our hair off and wear it, as an ironic gesture.

So there's mine! Now tell us yours! :D

Hair. People cut it and trim it every day. Where does it go? What happens to it?

I'll tell you what happens to it. It seeks out other hair, entwining together into giant abominations. It hides in the dark places humans rarely go, like in sewers. Bigfoot sightings are because of such massive lumps of hair. When humanity has grown enough hair, there is going to be a hair monster uprising. Most of us will be strangled to death immediately, but some of us will be restrained to create hairy offspring, kind of like the matrix, but with hair instead of machines.

We're being dumbed down and made to be complacent so that we will forever more be sheep that can be taken advantage of without knowing any better or being able to protect themselves.

We're being dumbed down and made to be complacent so that we will forever more be sheep that can be taken advantage of without knowing any better or being able to protect themselves.

That has pretty much happened throughout history, though. Assassins Creed 2 has told me so.

Yes, the indications are still there. I'm waiting for history to be re-written in huge sweeps once all data and knowledge are stored online (likely in the clutches of Google). Anything they don't want us to know will be quietly edited and we will be none the wiser.

Drink up gentlemen, the end is nigh.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/fall-of-the-republic-exposes-how-brand-obama-is-destroying-america.html

@tacticalspoon

maybe they're in league with the sheeps? :o

@ weirdoo:

Our one salvation is that it only occurs with human hair, otherwise the planet would be one hairy mass already!

@Tacticalspoon

lol :p but true, our hairy messiah must come!

Its all a computer simulation and we are being used as batteries for some evil AI overlord.......

......waaaaaaait a minute!

Siepher has a ........................................life? Whats that then?

Life and Reality are fabrics of illusion by the evil companies trapping us in endless cycles of work & sleep. They make promises of better life but we never get to experience it since it's an illusion. Heck, even the scientist who created the 5-attosecond laser has proven the theory after a certain wavelength of the atom, there is nothing!!!!

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)

FU

Siepher has a ........................................life? Whats that then?

FU

Here's a classic for you:
"Reality is where the pizza man comes from."

I thought the pizza man was just a legend to scare kids!

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)

what does Gras tis mean maan ??

btw nice thread @weirdoo :D

Congratulations i assume ;p

well thank you, i AM awesome after all (: