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03rd Dec 2009 23:04:07 CET

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weirdoo

So yea! Create your ow n conspiracy theory (: doesn't matter what is, tell us your own (:

mine is:

Around the center of the earth, is a mass of sheeps who plots our doom and slavery while worshipping a robotic version of hitler. They also plan to shave our hair off and wear it, as an ironic gesture.

So there's mine! Now tell us yours! :D


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04th Dec 2009 00:04:21 CET

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Tacticalspoon

Hair. People cut it and trim it every day. Where does it go? What happens to it?

I'll tell you what happens to it. It seeks out other hair, entwining together into giant abominations. It hides in the dark places humans rarely go, like in sewers. Bigfoot sightings are because of such massive lumps of hair. When humanity has grown enough hair, there is going to be a hair monster uprising. Most of us will be strangled to death immediately, but some of us will be restrained to create hairy offspring, kind of like the matrix, but with hair instead of machines.


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04th Dec 2009 00:29:01 CET

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Saijin_Naib

We're being dumbed down and made to be complacent so that we will forever more be sheep that can be taken advantage of without knowing any better or being able to protect themselves.


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04th Dec 2009 02:04:19 CET

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Tacticalspoon

We're being dumbed down and made to be complacent so that we will forever more be sheep that can be taken advantage of without knowing any better or being able to protect themselves.

That has pretty much happened throughout history, though. Assassins Creed 2 has told me so.


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04th Dec 2009 02:09:36 CET

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Stormrider

I now refuse to get a haircut. My hair is to long already. You scared the bejesus outta me Tactical Spoon.


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04th Dec 2009 03:00:20 CET

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Saijin_Naib

Yes, the indications are still there. I'm waiting for history to be re-written in huge sweeps once all data and knowledge are stored online (likely in the clutches of Google). Anything they don't want us to know will be quietly edited and we will be none the wiser.

Drink up gentlemen, the end is nigh.


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04th Dec 2009 11:26:56 CET

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weirdoo

@tacticalspoon

maybe they're in league with the sheeps? :o


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04th Dec 2009 16:14:23 CET

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Tacticalspoon

@ weirdoo:

Our one salvation is that it only occurs with human hair, otherwise the planet would be one hairy mass already!


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04th Dec 2009 23:46:32 CET

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weirdoo

@Tacticalspoon

lol :p but true, our hairy messiah must come!


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16th Dec 2009 02:42:11 CET

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Stormrider

All right so the Masons are just a religous men's club and Hanger 18 is just Bill Gates overpaid cousin but the real evil that plagues the world with a perpetual iron fist, the real threat is the Amish. Thats right, the the black clad farmers that call heretic and jab you with pitchforks when you ask if there is a phone nearby. See way back when the Amish begin they're evil campaign against the modern world the first Amish dug a huge catacomb underneath the state of Ohio. They and their childern toiled for years underneath the soil until finally! It had been made, the ultimate weapon; A tunnel system in the shape of Abraham Lincoln's Beard! Then they would plot and plan and wonder why in hell they made that until finally in the year 1983 they decided what they would do: throw as much gas and oil in the system as possible and invent global warming! Soon if we don't stop them the flames will burn through the earth, into China and both the US and China will flood! But they Amish won't stop until all technology is baptised by fire. ZPS take cover!


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16th Dec 2009 04:44:29 CET

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Cabe

Its all a computer simulation and we are being used as batteries for some evil AI overlord.......

......waaaaaaait a minute!


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25th Feb 2010 23:41:53 CET. Edited 2 minutes after.

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Stormrider

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)


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26th Feb 2010 00:16:56 CET

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batfastard

Siepher has a ........................................life? Whats that then?


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26th Feb 2010 00:48:41 CET

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madwolf

Life and Reality are fabrics of illusion by the evil companies trapping us in endless cycles of work & sleep. They make promises of better life but we never get to experience it since it's an illusion. Heck, even the scientist who created the 5-attosecond laser has proven the theory after a certain wavelength of the atom, there is nothing!!!!


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26th Feb 2010 14:31:41 CET

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Siepher

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)

FU

Siepher has a ........................................life? Whats that then?

FU


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26th Feb 2010 15:04:32 CET

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thib

Here's a classic for you:
"Reality is where the pizza man comes from."


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26th Feb 2010 15:51:59 CET

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Tacticalspoon

I thought the pizza man was just a legend to scare kids!


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26th Feb 2010 17:30:02 CET. Edited 0 minutes after.

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AlphaBoy

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)

what does Gras tis mean maan ??

btw nice thread @weirdoo :D


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26th Feb 2010 18:30:54 CET

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weirdoo

Siepher has a life. I'll give you a few minutes to take that in.

Gras Tis AlphaBoy. :)

what does Gras tis mean maan ??

btw nice thread @weirdoo :D

Congratulations i assume ;p

well thank you, i AM awesome after all (:


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